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lordlingenglish: returntothestars: blue-espeon: aeonfrodo: dilapidatedragamuffin: We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar. I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS. So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up… This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c: The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights. Science, hail Satan.
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One thing I love about friends is the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends 

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acid-washed-thoughts: veritasdico: calmonddown: THANK YOU you’re welcome Holy shit :o
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killerladyboner:

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twicearunner:

tumblegags:

OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN 

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i officially like animals more than people

on a reblogging/tumbr spree, this is too amazing to skip over


OMG!! This is AMAZING!!

Inter species animal friends are my favorite.

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shesjustanotherlesbian:

I was in Starbucks and I said my name was Lord Voldemort. When my drink was ready, the cashier didn’t say ‘He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named’, she just said Lord Voldemort. I was disappointed, until I heard another cashier say “you can’t say his name!” Her response? “Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself”

Needless to say I wasn’t disappointed.

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No child is born homophobic

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sawsbuckcoffee:

dont fucking sass me youtube

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malformalady: In late summer the area between Kluane Lake and Haines Junction, Yukon, commonly produces stacked lenticular clouds. Lenticular clouds, technically known as altocumulus standing lenticularis, are stationary lens-shaped clouds that form at high altitudes, normally aligned at right-angles to the wind direction. Photo credit: David Cartier
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Awkward moment when a shemale porn blog likes one of your personal posts… Uhhhh ok? Thanks hot ladyboys for approving of the lack of sex in my relationship.

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Have seen my gf for about 20 minutes (total) this week and haven’t had sex in about 2.5 weeks and we live together. This is getting a bit depressing. :(

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Swimming pool made to look like a river.
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Is it considered cosplay if you are making your costume for a fancy dress party?

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